This is not a fucking joke.
writing essays like
writing timed essays
It is seriously messed up how accurate this is
this dude is my favourite background titan
please be delicate i am with child
I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
"I am getting fisted right now" omfg
this made me hysterical help
this year in Vancouver they painted rainbow crosswalks for PRIDE, turns out the city loved them so much they are keeping them permanently!
I found out about this and thought it was so cool I had to upload a picture
photo creds: x
correct me if im wrong but is that a straight couple walking on it?? like… u could have gotten an LGBTQ+ couple for the photo………. if im wrong correct me like i said but
Any fucking sexuality can walk on it does it matter who was on the camera at the time?
Latest in: Heterosexuals forbidden to walk on crosswalks in Vancouver.
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
NEW FAVORITE ANGEL
I read that as CANNIBALISTIC ANGEL INVOKED TO STOP STUPIDITY AND I WAS LIKE “DOES SHE EAT ASSHOLES AND MORONS I GUESS?????”
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now
Had a sudden urge to draw this.
Omg i need more
oh my god
Some of you are fucking stuck with me… For some of you we are hitting the 10 year mark of our friendship.
GOTTA STICK IT OUT ONE MORE YEAR WITH ME RIFA THEN WE’RE GOLDEN
SHIT THIS IS THE MAKE IT OR BREAK IT YEAR